I'm Kyle. I'm pretty much the most important person on the internet. Don't tell my parents.
Piper Chapman - Orange Is The New Black (via hippiebabysitter)
"Did you get my text?"
“Didn’t send one. Well hell, you can’t read anyway, ya dumb bitch.”
Something tells me that each day after he got done filming “Lords of Salem”, Rob Zombie spent the rest of the night jerking off to pictures of himself.
The only thing worse than piss shivers is when your cat licks the back of your leg while you pee.