I'm Kyle. I'm pretty much the most important person on the internet. Don't tell my parents.

 

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit. Had to re-stich the Crimson Ghost on to canvas to save it.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit. Had to re-stich the Crimson Ghost on to canvas to save it.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit.

The only thing worse than piss shivers is when your cat licks the back of your leg while you pee.

For Robin

The Clown’s Prayer

As I stumble through this life,
help me to create more laughter than tears,
dispense more cheer than gloom,
spread more cheer than despair.

Never let me become so indifferent,
that I will fail to see the wonders in the eyes of a child,
or the twinkle in the eyes of the aged.

Never let me forget that my total effort is to cheer people,
make them happy, and forget momentarily,
all the unpleasantness in their lives.

And in my final moment,
may I hear You whisper:
"When you made My people smile,
you made Me smile.”

-Anonymous

Yoplait, you’re not fooling me anymore… I know that you repackage vanilla yogurt two different times and call it key lime and Boston cream pie.

People wonder why I’m yelling … I’m yelling because nobody else is!

Jon Taffer

aka my main inspiration in life

(via heartcum)