I'm Kyle. I'm pretty much the most important person on the internet. Don't tell my parents.

 

I believe in science; I believe in evolution. I believe in Nate Silver and Neil deGrasse Tyson and Christopher Hitchens. Although I do admit he could be kind of an asshole. I cannot get behind some supreme being who weighs in on the Tony Awards while a million people get whacked with machetes. I don’t believe a billion Indians are going to hell. I don’t think we get cancer to learn life lessons, and I don’t believe that people die young because God needs another angel. I think it’s just bullshit, and on some level, I think we all know that. I mean, don’t you?…Look I understand that religion makes it easier to deal with all of the random shitty things that happen to us. And I wish I could get on that ride, I’m sure I would be happier. But I can’t. Feelings aren’t enough. I need it to be real.

Piper Chapman - Orange Is The New Black (via hippiebabysitter)

"Did you get my text?"
“Nah uhh.”
“Didn’t send one. Well hell, you can’t read anyway, ya dumb bitch.”

Something tells me that each day after he got done filming “Lords of Salem”, Rob Zombie spent the rest of the night jerking off to pictures of himself.

thechairisnotmyson:

Flaming Carrot vs. The Flapping Head, by Bob Burden. From Negative Burn #1, 1993.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit. Had to re-stich the Crimson Ghost on to canvas to save it.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit. Had to re-stich the Crimson Ghost on to canvas to save it.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit.

Spruced up the battle vest a little bit.

The only thing worse than piss shivers is when your cat licks the back of your leg while you pee.